50 Funny Baby Pictures, Memes and Quotes
"Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful." - Charles Osgood "A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld "Babies are such a nice way to start people." - Don Herold "Perfection only exists in babies and pastries." - Gayle Wray
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I love Daddy! You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. (Franklin P. Jones) When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!'. (Bruce Lansky) Before I got married I had six theories about raising children.
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1. "In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television." - Erma Bombeck. 2. "None of it is real until all of a sudden they're standing there covered in slime and crying. You're like, wait a minute, what is that?" - George Clooney. 3. "24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer!"
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10. "It's a great thing about being pregnant, you don't need excuses to pee or eat" - Angelina Jolie. "Having Kids feels like that first seventh-grade crush that overwhelms every molecule in your body, but it's permanent. -. 13. "Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes" -Joyce Armor. 4.
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100 Funny Quotes About Babies. "I may not be a baby whisperer, but my rocking and singing skills are on point!". "When in doubt, just rock and roll with the baby!". "My baby-handling strategy: rock, sing, and hope for the best.". "Rocking a baby to sleep is like a mini concert with a tiny, adorable fan.".
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1. Ah babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Tina Fey 2. Sleep when your baby sleeps, everyone knows this classic tip. But I say, why stop there? Scream when your baby screams, take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl and walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless. -Tina Fey 3.
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Having children is like living in a frat house; nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there is a lot of throwing up. -Ray Romano. It's extraordinary to look into your baby girl's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. -Unknown. People who say they sleep like a baby, usually don't have one. -Leo Burke.
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You make motherhood look fab! Your baby hit the parent jackpot! Congrats you guys. Three cheers for your mini human. Heard you have a new roomie. Congrats! Prayers for your new baby and your sanity. Congrats on birthing your bestie! Cheers for the new kid on the block. This baby is the only person I will share you with.
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They vomit." — Johnny Depp "A toddler can do more in one unsupervised moment than most people can do all day." — Unknown "You will always be your child's favorite toy." — Vicki Lansky "If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum." — Chinese Proverb
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You hit the ground diapering." -Paul Reiser "Being a parent is like folding a fitted sheet; no one really knows how." "Parenting is a lot like the bar scene: everyone is yelling, everything is sticky, it's the same music over and over again, and occasionally pukes." Funny Baby Advice Quotes & a Dose of Reality
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1. 2. "She is everything that is perfect, wrapped in a tiny bundle." 3. "A baby daughter is always a Daddy's girl and Mommy's world"! 4. "A baby girl is a miracle that never ceases to be miraculous." 5. "A baby girl is a giggle wrapped in the warmth of sunshine."
50 Funny Baby Pictures, Memes and Quotes
Cute Baby Quotes And Sayings. Here's a collection of sweet, cherished, and funny baby quotes about your healthy, happy baby! 1. "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." - Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing) 2. "You are my definition of perfection." - Unknown. 3. "I wonder if you'll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.
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Six month old baby quotes. Your little love has made it through half the year already. Some great captions and quotes for six month old babies include referencing their half-birthday. Happy ½ dozen. Sweet, sassy and six months old. Go shawty, it's your ½ birthday. All I want for my ½ birthday is real food.
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20. "Despite having a million things to do, it is very difficult to look away from my sleeping baby. She is like a magnet!". - Maria Jose Ovalle. 21. "When she is sleeping and yawns my heart melts.". - Unknown. 22. "A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.".
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Short Baby Quotes To Live By. "Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart.". — Winnie the Pooh. "A baby's cry is precisely as serious as it sounds.". - Jean Liedloff. "Life doesn't get more real than having a newborn at home.". - Eric Church.
